INTERMEZZO: MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT!!!

This is story when I was in elementary school. So I was in 5th grade and I like a boy who is my best friend. He wore glasses. This is the most embarrassing in my life. I was sitting next to him.

Me: "Hey. Do you know that I like someone who uses glasses?"

Boy: "Oh, okay. Someone? Is it human?" 

Me: "Of course, what do you mean?"

Boy: "Recently you said that you liked a cat." 

Me: "Oh come on. I told you I liked someone, not something."

Boy: "Okay okay. Is it a boy or girl, or hermaphrodite (both)?" 

Me: "What are you thinking about? Of course he's a boy!"

Boy: "Finally you're getting normal." 

Me: "Oh, thank you Mr Glasses. Goodbye~!"

So at first I wanted to express my feeling to him. But he seemed like not interested. Okay, maybe he didn't like me. So I left him immediately.